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Dad Joke Summer Round Up

June 18, 2024

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Melissa Iftimie

Looking for the best summer dad jokes to keep everyone laughing? Check out our top 10 hilarious dad jokes that are perfect for the sunny season.

Summer is the perfect time to soak up the sun, enjoy some outdoor fun, and share a good laugh with family and friends. There's nothing like a classic dad joke to bring a smile to everyone's face during those warm, sunny days. Whether you're at a backyard barbecue, a beach outing, or just hanging out on the porch, these summer dad jokes are sure to add a touch of humor to your day.

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish!

What do you call a snowman in July?

A puddle!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks!

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road!

What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?

A hot dog!

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

Why do fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What does a bee do when it’s hot?

He takes off his yellow jacket!

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